Angus McBangus
He is the lost twin-step-older-younger-cousin-father-dog brother of Ronald McDonald. Their family names are different due to the 3rd marriage of their father when he took his wife's name. There are theories that their original family name isn't McDonald either and that the actual one has been lost in the ages due to the multiple wives of their father (Johnathan (family name unknown))
Person A: How've you been B?
Person B: Angus McBangus.
Person A: Te-hee Te-hee
Person B: Angus McBangus.
Person A: Te-hee Te-hee