grafton

grafton, a shitty little hole of a town located in NSW in Australia.
Full of pot smokers and derros.
No-one wants to live here.

A small town in Southern Illinois. Usually covered in water for a quarter of the year. This is a party town full of lovely people who just want to stumble around from bar to bar, it's basically one giant mall where every store is a bar!!

Commonly referred to by a lovely lady as the key West of the Mid West!

A small village in the Mascoma Valley of New Hampshire, known as the halfway point between Dartmouth College and Lake Winnipesaukee. It has recently gained attention by being a haven for members of the Free State Project, much like Keene and Manchester.

According to the article "The Koch Empire and Americans for Prosperity", Grafton was specifically chosen as the first site of the "free market" NH exodus due to the fact that Koch Industries (which funds the Mercatus Center which is linked to the FSP) had recently purchased Georgia Pacific, a paper company, and needed to buy up as much forest as they could. Grafton was selected because it is 95% forest and has very little restrictions on private property ownership. The corporations bought up over $1 million worth of property in Grafton using secretive means, unfortunately, the behaviors of several free staters living in the village disrupted their plans. All of this was documented in the article "Grafton's Messy Liberation".

Worst school ever that no one likes whose mascot is a boat. yeah... that's right.

It's just as bad as diet pepsi

The most secretly soft person ever but is super outgoing in a group of people. Will do anything for the people he loves. He is really cute and has good style, but can also make really dumb jokes that make you die of laughter still for some odd reason...just because it is Grafton saying them. Everyone loves Grafton.

A single, alone, man/child, that has no friends. He comes from a dump truck. Lives alone with a couple of raccoons.

Otherwise a compleat ass.

Grafton is a poor version of Cedarburg. They can't win a sport even if they tried. They live in a shitty town filled with average people. How boring. Nowhere near the competition level of Homestead & Cedarburg.