Grahahahaham Crakcer

Woah, how did you know how many 'ham's were there? And how did you know how to spell the misspelled cracker aka Crakcer? Grahahahaham Crakcer is a graham cracker. It's the definition of "Graham" but the Graham cracks, like when cups crack, other Grahams. This is shown as a Grahahahaham Crakcer being a Graham person but they crack people with hammers. The Grahahahaham Crakcer is not Graham, in fact it is generally green. Grahahahaham Crakcers just crack Graham people who are generally white. Don't be a Grahahahaham Crakcer. And no, Grahahahaham Crakcers are not Graham Crackers, the food.