Grammar school

A school that requires you to take a test and get a certain mark in order to attend in the hopes that intelligent people will get in however this system does not work very well since a lot of idiots manage to get in too

The best type of school. Pupils are both intelligent and civilised.

A school which had a headmaster who dipped faster than the Italians did from the Axis

An all-girls school in Kent that forces its students to wear knee length skirts that resemble that of a nun. It is full of either slags who lost their virginity at 13, druggies who deal on site, or members of the LGBTQ+ community.

A classic all boys school, where the guys run round grabbing each other's batty's, and obsessing with the dead tings across the other side of the road. Most of these are battymen that are too scared to come out because they'll get rushed by their mandem. Some of these students are often caught simping, like some guys who buy the girls £200 bracelets in the first week of dating. smh.

Commonly referred to as DGS.

Living hell. The definition of an exam factory and the headmaster is obsessed with Japan (fucking weeb). They use every chance they get to steal your money and the students there live an unbelievably sad life of daily homework and excessive revision. The teachers take it as their number 1 objective to stop you from having fun and their word is always taken over the students. They love to interfere with your already depressing life at whatever chance they get. The teachers act posh when in reality they’re sad weirdos that drive home in their fords every night thinking of the next way to make their students miserable. The teachers have access to all your information at any given time and if a teacher feels like being a prick they can add a note with a false description on you that is reflected system-wise and is therefore used to judge you by other teacher’s. Their computer security is fucking shambolic and some teachers are so nosy with the 24/7 intent to inflict misery upon you. They take pride in useless waffle and telling you their shit stories. The teachers are absolutely jobless. The school is technically a prison, you’re trapped in it, no phones, certain haircuts, forced uniforms, forced equipment and certain obligations. The students do NOT enjoy it here. If you want your child to grow up being a fucking neek that nobody likes then DGS is the place for him. You’re forced to learn some shit languages (japanese and chinese) from year 7.

Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.