Grampa

He's a loving old man that was strict raising his kids, but spoils his grandkids. He really is a softie if you give him a hug. He wears flannel shirts and cowboy boots, and you always find him with a hat on his head. His best friend is his dog. They go everywhere together. He only drinks cherry kool-aid and beer and his favorite meal is a cold can of Van Camp's Baked Beans. The volume on his TV is way too loud and he mutes the commercials. He's the smartest man in the world, with a 10th grade education, and he knows the answer to everything. He goes to bed early and reads intellegant books that he passes on to you. He's passionate and generous. You can always count on Grampa.

(n.) One who drives well below the speed limit, often in a small 1960's car.

An elderly dog with a Southern accent and big, flabby paws shaped like paddles (pictured below in a doghouse we made for him). We used to have conversations with him

Attacking Grampa with pure, raw love, which sometimes comes out as brutal violence.

(Noun)
A term for someone who is both elderly but still hip, but on some occasions acts rather odd. He doesn't necessarily have to be your grampa, or anyones grampa in fact to be called this.

A sexual joke, laugh at by Troy (Donald Glover) on Community.

grampa weed is slang for ''good weed'' or ''medical weed''

the term came from a freind who steals his grampa's medical pot which is good dank