Granbury, Tx

A backwater shit hole named after two obscure racist confederate generals, where guys with creepy facial hair, swatstika tattoos, meth addictions, and mile long rap sheets pretend their lives actually have a point. The Town's unofficial slogan is "Come on vacation, leave on probation" due to the everyday small town police harrasment which occurs there. In Granbury you'll find plenty of confederate flags, hear lots of country and Kid Rock (along with plenty of racial slurs), and smell the stench of local yokal bullshit.

Granbury full of fakes and fuckboys who will cheat on there girl

Full of crackheads

Racist people

Cops harassing people for fun

A small town that has never amounted to anything besides the main character in Eddie's Million Dollar Cookoff and members of the Tight Pants Kids or TPK. When asked what there is to do in Granbury the answer is always the same...take artsy pictures or go to grandma's house in Kansas.

Pussy ass nigga live hear in shit and everything is full of crystal meth and crack cocaine and shit there is drugs all in the middle schools in shit that shit cray you feel me and shit