grande prairie

a small redneck town in northern alberta where gollum is said to reside. a little too far from mordor, but close enough to be considered icky. spoiled brats and fat children are plentiful, along with crummy drunk adults. not a pleasant place to experience.

Grand Prairie is located in Texas, Dallas county area. A small town yet reknowned for hometown heroes. Many athletes and celebrities emgerge from this small town. Grand Prairie is divided within two parts, North and South, it is a gradient from North to South, from poor to rich.

Grand Prairie is the shit, only number ones are a product of GP, we are the best and we strive for the best. Dont forget, we from Texas too!

where a whole bunch of mexicans will steal your car while your sleeping in your house

GRANDE PRAIRIE refers to a jewel of a city in northern Alberta which has grown from 50,000 to 56,000 in just 6 years. The city has, for the 3rd year in a row, been named as the "Entrepreneurial capital" of the entire country. Our rec centre is the largest north of Edmonton. Our college is known all over the world due to its innovative design and the students graduating here do extremely well in careers. We have big-city shopping with all the big boxes yet without the traffic. Big trucks compete for room on the roads with Lamborghinis, Porsches and Mercedes cars thanks to all the self-made millionaires. Kids breathe clean air and enjoy the many parks in the city while the only visible drunks are those who pour out of the fabulous country bars weekend nights.

The Most Swaggin Baggin Way to get around when you can't walk because of your mental or physical state. (also a popular trap song)

I redneck, blue collar, hard nosed conservative city located in Northern Alberta, Canada. It has a population of approximately 50000 and is the service center for approximately 250000, making it seem larger than it really is at times. On the plus side, there are more millionaires per capita than any other city in Canada. However, this will inevitably be passed by Fort McMurray and both of these cities only have the amount of wealth that they do because of oil. Most people who live in Grande Prairie are too pig ignorant to comprehend that.

The average citizen is selfish, greedy, fat, sleazy, in other words, the personification of every thing that's wrong in western civilization. Once the oil wealth runs out, most of the people in Grande Prairie will resort to their booze and do fuck all with their lives.

Useful things, such as education, are not valued in this sleazy "metropolis. The only classy bar is Maddhatters, the others are complete and utter shit. Most of the teenagers have at least one STI, which is a result of fucking and/or sucking anything they find remotely attractive.

Most of the people who reside here generally only do so for the money. Most of the ones who win the lottery/retire get the fuck out of there. Another classy, wonderful thing about this city is that there is an enormous undercurrent of acceptability for those who drink and drive.

A truly selfish, greedy, miserable place.