Grandiginous oof
The epiphany of having committed an, oof (a failure) in any given situation.
Jared: “bro, I’m so sorry but I just dropped your blunt and now it’s fucked.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”
Tom: “are you kidding me!? Bro that’s a grandiginous oof.”