grandma lips
When a person of either gender has unusually dry, sometimes ribbed lips, which somehow are beyond the use of chapstick. Grandma lips absolutely suck to be in contact with, and in the event of finding yourself in the situation of being with a girl/guy that has grandma lips, get the hell out immediately.
I was taking one for the team last night when I hooked up with that girl Erin, she had terrible grandma lips. My carmex was useless, and I was out in an instant.
Grandma Lip
When a girl is giving head and her top lip goes under her teeth, and gives her the appearance of an old woman missing her dentures.
"Damn last night kelsey was giving me head and when I looked down she was grandma lippin me!"
"Ew thats gross man!"
"Ew thats gross man!"
Grandma Wet Lips
A Grandma Wet Lips is the ultimate thot. They can usually have 100-390,000 kids, and about 30 boyfriends at a time. They are perpetually 97 and never age. She ends up creating humongous families on accident, and occasionally can be seen working with the Mad Titan Thanos.
Oh god, here comes a Grandma Wet Lips and her 1,000 person family. I think we might die.