Grandma Moment
A period in time when you act like a geriatric citizen by saying ‘oh dear’ or have a conniption fit because you didn’t watch ‘your program’
Sophie! I just had a grandma moment because I didn't get to watch Wheel.
Grandma Moment
the moment when your vagina shrivels up like a Grandmother.
Jeff: Hey, do you wanna have sex?
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.
Sasha: Sorry, I'm kind of having a Grandma moment.