Grandma saucicles
A sauce in which the various disturbing contents are included : Ketsup, hot sauce, chunks of your old bewithered witch of a grandmother, who feeds you candy that has been sitting in her old rickety cupboards that reek of musty old men, for who knows how long. >.>
" Jonny apple seed, Where in the HELL have you put my grandma saucicles, ive been looking for it ALL day and my feet are getting oh so sweaty and smell like sour cow dung okay, it's not funny, give it back!!", yelled little miss McMuffit so very ferosioucly while she very quietly had a violent moment of silent angry shaking.