granny fingers
When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma
"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"
Granny piss-fingers
The term used to describe old grannies and their lack of cleanliness.
" The old lady from across the road has brought cake round again."
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers
" Fuck off, i'm not eating anything that comes from that old granny piss-fingers
Granny Finger
You stick your fingers in her coochie until they become all wrinkled then stick it in her rear
i gave that bitch a good ol' granny finger the other night