grappeloids
Anal hemroids caused by excessive straining when undertaking in wrestling and or sex.
'Shit that girl is well dirty, I ended up banging her so hard I got grappeloids!'
or
'There was no way I could have got out of that headlock, I even gave myself grapeloids!'
or
'There was no way I could have got out of that headlock, I even gave myself grapeloids!'