Grassini

This last name is decended from an old Roman god! That nobody liked. He died by tripping on a rock and faceplanting into a wasp nest, inhaling 34 wasps. It can be known as the definition of "Retard". Any child with this last name should consider an early name change, because they are going to have a very tough life ahead of them. They are often born with many extra chromosomes due to the body trying to make up for the lack of common sense (fucking greedy cunt), and like to ride on the short bus because it makes them feel safe and at home.