Grassturbation
Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?
Grassturbating
Fondling your buds, while admiring the quality with a love-struck gaze, i.e. what pot-heads do when they get home after scoring.
Dude, don't go into Jeremy's room right now...I think he's grassturbating.
Grassturbation
Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.
Do you think he goes home and stimulates through grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?