gravy shower
The act of scooping 5 ladles of gravy onto an individual's hair in order to maximize flow-volume
Bro 1: Dude-man, how did you get your flow to thick and shiny?
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
Bro 2: Come on dawger, I clearly took a gravy shower!
shower gravy
A man saucing himself in the shower
I haven't had sex in 3 days I'm going to go make some shower gravy