Greased Up
When a woman hears something that immediately gets her wet. If she is sitting, standing could result in an embarrassing wet spot.
Jake: I just slipped on a puddle in the kitchen!
Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.
Aaron: That's because Kelsi heard Steve just won the Lottery and became greased up.
grease up
Having sexual relations which can be moist
Did you get lucky last night? Yeah I had a grease up with some bird!
Greased up like a banshee
A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".
I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!
greased up deaf guy
The naked greased up deaf guy in the popular show, "Family Guy". He usually makes small appearances at randow yelling, "y'all can't catch me"
"Y'all can't catch me, i'm the greased up deaf guy"
grease up your baby
From the song, "Space Lord" by Monster Magnet. Used to refer to putting makeup and expensive clothing on someone that is otherwise disgusting/unattractive.
Grease up your baby for the ball on the hill.
grease up a shit stain
To confuse and bewilder, usually by providing little to no actual helpful life-hacks.
"Now, it was THIS hack that really greased up my shit stain and confused me."
"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."
"Mr. Gear really knows how to grease up a shit stain."
greased up and creased up
To have shaved, bathed, used a deodorant, and have put on clean/pressed clothes.
I was greased up and creased up by 6, ready to go to the club.