Greasy Waffle
The art of crapping on a woman's chest and flattening it with a tennis racket and ejaculating into the squares.
I'd love to do a greasy waffle with your mom
Greasy Creek Waffle Iron
A sexual maneuver in which you deficate on your partners chest and them press down on the pile with a waffle iron. You then cum on the pile to make syrup.
Dude I totally gave that prostitute a Greasy Creek Waffle Iron