greek scramble
An exhibition sport played in ancient Greece where a sizeable mound of athletic men would writhe around naked and on top of each other, whilst being drizzled with extra virgin olive oil.
It was a regular greek scramble at work the other day.
Greek scramble
a writhing mass of hirsute men, slick with santorum, fornicating on a bear-skin rug
"That party at Brad and Cyril's place started with canapés and ended in a Greek scramble"