Green Choi

Green Choi: A Korean-American born little bitch boi. Traits of a Green Choi usually consist of a small wheenus, lack of hair, short height, stamina, bad smell. Be very wary of the Green Choi as they are an adamant gay liberal satanist whom will take your blood to sacrifice it to his god Buhinga to win it's favor. Other special qualities of the Green Choi species consist of getting in lots of car accidents but not bothering to go to court to save money as the logical part of the Green Choi brain is drastically reduced. One would assume that they would then have a primal state of mind but alas the Green Choi is an starving, endangered, unmating species as they constantly Reee at anything. The Green Choi can usually be found at a Star Bucks serving green tea as his poor life decisions and lack of social skills has reduced him to welfare card and social benefit abusing degenerate. Be wary of ordering drinks from a Green Choi as they will usually REE at you for how privileged you are to afford Starbucks.