GreenCobalt's API
An API so slow you die before getting a response.
Person 1: Hey, have you used GreenCobalt's API?
Person 2: *dead because it took so long to respond*
Person 2: *dead because it took so long to respond*
GreenCobalt's API
An API far superior to any other API (including Bunny's).
I use GreenCobalt's API for all my data sources because it's much superior to any other API!