Green Eggs and Bam
Fucking your significant other from behind while making them type out a children’s story on your family computer with their nose.
We suprisingly got our green eggs and bam story published thanks to all the copies sold on Etsy.
Green eggs and Ham
1. One of if not THE most famous Dr. Seuss books where Sam I am tries to get this one guy to eat green eggs and ham and ends up loving it. So basically the message is "if something looks weird at least try it"
2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny
2. Some retarded sexual position/move made up by people with no lives on urban dictionary because they think they are either clever/funny
1. I will not eat green eggs and ham I will not eat them in a box and I will not eat them with a fox
2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...
2. In the green eggs and ham the male ...
big green egg
that one guy from sesame street
"omg look at that guy, he probably has a big green egg.
green eggs and hammed
heavily drinking one night, and waking up early the next morning for a delicious hungover breakfast.
fred: "lets go green eggs and hammed tomorrow i'm gonna need an omlet in the morning."
ren: "ihop?"
ren: "ihop?"
Green Eggs, No Ham
Used to describe something that is almost cool but leaves you hanging; a let-down.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
This term playfully takes the definition of “ham” - as in “go ham” - to say that the object/event described went so far as to be notable, but not far enough to have “gone ham”: no ham.
Matthew: What did you guys think about that concert?
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
Raymart: It was fishlay-o-fish me thinks.
Oli: Purr…
Evan: Really? That shit was green eggs, no ham.
Green Eggs and Ham
The sexual cooking fetish involving two partners in the missionary position on top of a kitchen table. When the male wraps ham around his member and the woman cracks an egg into her vaginal passageway followed by sexual intercourse. When all the ingredients are mixed to the right consistency inside the woman she pushes the mixture out of herself and onto a skillet in order to cook a bountiful breakfast for the couple. Always grease the pan or skillet before cooking to prevent sticking!
After a long night of drunken sex, preparing green eggs and ham with Bonnie was the perfect early morning fix for my hangover.
green eggs and ham
When you are arguing with a female and they bring up some silly shit that happened a long time ago. It isn't relevant to the argument but they think it is and on top of that they think they won. I call it green eggs and ham because it's like arguing with Dr. Seuss
Heather: I didn't drink your last beer!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!
Travis: Yes you did cause there gone what the fuck!
Heather: Well last year you didn't pick me up from work! Ha!
with that over she thinks she has won the argument and usually the guy is speechless or sayin What the fuck! GREEN EGGS AND HAM!