greenistically challenged
A disability that causes a person to misuse the color green in every way, mostly seen with hair or clothes.
Spectator 1: Dude, look at that lady over there.
Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!
Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.
Spectator 2: Geez, she's green all over! Are her lips green too?!
Spectator 1: She is so greenistically challenged.