Greenpeace
The feeling of inner peace you get when you start smoking weed on a regular basis.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Also an organization of obnoxious hippies.
Jim: "So I walked right by Brad the other day and he didn't even mention the money I owe him."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Bob: "Yeah, he's been a lot less stingy ever since he found his inner greenpeace."
Greenpeace
Was once an organization of well-rounded human beings asking the world's governments to take care of the environment. However, it was quickly overtaken by communazis, and thusly became an anti-government organization, obsessed with lying to people, making shit up, and scaring them shitless in order to sign some fucking petition banning dihydrogen monoxide, or water.
50% of the world's species are not going to be extinct in the next 20 years. The logging industry is not destroying the planet. Global Warming will not raise the Earth's temperature by 15 degrees in the next 10 years. Learn your fucking facts Greenpeace.
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Greenpeace
Greenpeace is an independently funded organization that works to protect the environment. We challenge government and industry to halt harmful practices by negotiating solutions, conducting scientific research, introducing clean alternatives, carrying out peaceful acts of civil disobedience and educating and engaging the public.
Greenpeace seeks to:
Protect biodiversity in all its forms;
Prevent pollution of the earth’s oceans, land, air and fresh water;
End all nuclear threats;
Promote peace, global disarmament and non-violence.
Greenpeace seeks to:
Protect biodiversity in all its forms;
Prevent pollution of the earth’s oceans, land, air and fresh water;
End all nuclear threats;
Promote peace, global disarmament and non-violence.
Greenpeace will sue us if we keep dumping our toxic waste to the river ¬¬
Greenpeace
The most influential global environmental organization. It was founded in 1971 by 12 activists going on a boat up to Alaska to protest nuclear testing. Today it's comprised of approximately 3 million members in 48 countries. The organization works for a renewable, clean energy revolution away from fossil fuels and nuclear power, to sustain our oceans, seafood and whales, to protect our ancient forests, eliminate toxic chemicals, works for chemical security, mitigate climate change and expose environmental criminals and promote sustainable agriculture.
The Greenpeace flag has an ecology symbol on top and a peace sign on the bottom, between which it reads "Greenpeace". The organization has several ships which train and organize activists and citizens around the world and directly confront, document, clean up and stop ecological crime. The Rainbow Warrior II, Rainbow Warrior III, The Esperanza and the Arctic Sunrise.
Greenpeace USA's mission statement:
Greenpeace is the leading independent campaigning organization that uses peaceful protests and creative communication to expose global environmental problems and to promote solutions that are essential to a green and peaceful future.
The Greenpeace flag has an ecology symbol on top and a peace sign on the bottom, between which it reads "Greenpeace". The organization has several ships which train and organize activists and citizens around the world and directly confront, document, clean up and stop ecological crime. The Rainbow Warrior II, Rainbow Warrior III, The Esperanza and the Arctic Sunrise.
Greenpeace USA's mission statement:
Greenpeace is the leading independent campaigning organization that uses peaceful protests and creative communication to expose global environmental problems and to promote solutions that are essential to a green and peaceful future.
"Established 40 years ago, Greenpeace is now the world's most powerful NGO." -London Times
"Greenpeace!" "Oi!" "Greenpeace!" "Oi!" "Greenpeace!! Greenpeace!! Greenpeace!!!" "OI! OI! OI!!!" -Send-off chant heard from Greenpeace Frontline office
"Greenpeace!" "Oi!" "Greenpeace!" "Oi!" "Greenpeace!! Greenpeace!! Greenpeace!!!" "OI! OI! OI!!!" -Send-off chant heard from Greenpeace Frontline office
greenpeace
Fucking hippies who deserve to be beaten with 2x4s.
'OMFG! Stop the evilness! We must stop eating meat, stop cutting down trees and stop doing many things vital to our way of life.'
'STFU hippie.'
*shoots hippie*
'STFU hippie.'
*shoots hippie*
greenpeace
The left-wing equivalent of the Daily Mail. Despite their occasionally making a valid point, you have to wade through a mountain of bullshit, scientific illiteracy, alarmism, and extremist lies to find it.
"Despite the fact that nuclear power allows France to have the cleanest air in the world, we at Greenpeace are against it anyway beacuse... well isn't it to do with bombs or missiles or something?"