Gregetration
The act of using a freshly-baked pastry (preferably a sausage roll) from the British bakery chain 'Greggs' to sexually pleasure either yourself or someone else.
"Bruv, look at that girl over there! Hot, ain't she?"
"Aah yeah mate, a gregetration is in order for her arse."
"The fucks that?"
"Like shovin' a pastry up her shitter."
"Aah aight I get ya mate."
"Aah yeah mate, a gregetration is in order for her arse."
"The fucks that?"
"Like shovin' a pastry up her shitter."
"Aah aight I get ya mate."