gregnant
When you become pregnant with a man named Greg, especially those with the last name of Universe.
Greg: Sigh... I can't believe I just fucked a space rock...
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!
Rose: Great news, I'm gregnant!
gregnant
When Greg gets you pregnant
“Did you see Sarah? Looks like she’s gregnant.”
“What does gregnant mean?”
“She’s having Greg’s baby”
“What does gregnant mean?”
“She’s having Greg’s baby”
gregnant
what you do to your cousin
Kev went down to the family reunion and got them all gregnant.
Gregnant
When a male is pregnant as a fucking joke
Omg, you’re gregnant! Congrats bro!
Wait, wtf Jacob?
Wait, wtf Jacob?
Gregnant
When a man named Greg gets you pregnant
Alice: this is my husband Greg
Greg: *waves*
Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again
Greg: *waves*
Alice: and we have some news!
Sophia: what is it??!
Alice: WERE EXPECTING!!!
Sophia: that's great! How far along are you!??
Alice: I'm a couple months gregnant, so I've got a few crav-
Sophia: did you say gregnant?
Alice: yeah, why?
Sophia: it's pregnant, dipshit
Alice: no, I'm pretty sure it's gregnant
Sophia: how? And where did you learn this?
Alice: I'm pregnant and my husbands name is Greg, so I'm gregant! And I learned it on urbandictionary.com you uncultured swine
Sophia: ah ok
Alice: *licks Sophia's nussy*
Sophia: never do that again
Gregnant
When a person eats to many pies and cakes from the most common UK pastry shop gregs.
I eat pies every day from gregs! I have a stomach I am unhappy with but I still stuff my fat mouth with gregs food..
I am Gregnant
I am Gregnant
Gregnant
When your mental stability and intelligence have plunged below rock bottom; when the amount of brain cells held is in the negatives.
"Dude, what's wrong with you? Why are you trying to eat only using a knife?'
"Gregnant."
"Gregnant."