Grenade Clock
One of the best new artists in the Clock Crew. Author of the soon to be released Clock Bond Movie, The Man Who Sold The World.
Grenade Clock doesn't suck.
alarm clock grenade
noun. An alarm clock which is set on a short timer by someone still laying in bed and then thrown to the other side of the room. When the alarm clock goes off its user will then have no choice but to get out of bed to turn it off. A common method of waking one’s self up.
'I was having trouble getting out of bed on Monday morning, so I chucked an alarm clock grenade.'