gretchdern
Literally one in a million. Plays the latest FIFA on his PlayStation and as a result, contributes to 12% of all DualShock sales. Has a crippling foot fetish and is possibly has a strong sexual attraction to your mother. Good guy overall but has zero luck with women. Possibly has an extremely obese but lovable cat.
"Yo Gretchdern almost beat me in FIFA but his controller drifted so he rage quit and smashed it against the wall"