Gretna

Sexually active. Gretna describes a girl who enjoys the pursuit of receiving cocks. Derived from the Scottish football club of the same name which briefly went into receivership before liquidation.

Gretna is a place where rednecks, goths, STDs, and Teen Pregnancy spread like butter on a biscuit.

Everywhere you look you will see another pregnant girl with the star state champion football player.

Nothing is in Gretna except for sex sooo don't expect to leave this town with nothing less than syphilis, gonorrhea, and irritable bowel syndrome. (AKA: Stuff that paint thinner can't take off.)

Not an Omaha school. Probably one of the most irrelevant highschools in Nebraska. Some of the girls are ok but they are all psycho. A lot of dumb stuff happens there.

A town in New Jersey that you drive through to get to the mall. That's all that New Gretna will ever be good for. That and their shitty bonfires, cheap gas, and ghetto convenience stores that'll sell you dip. It's also home to a large Viking Yachts factory, which is that place where you get backed up for an hour on route 9 from all of the employees pulling out of the parking lot. Oh, there's also that big white wine bottle on the side of the road, if that counts for anything.

It's also known as "Bass River", and if you don't drive a shitty pickup truck, don't even dare turning off Route 9, or else you will be pulled over by Pineys, get all your teeth knocked out, and be forced to interbreed with your family, and be forced to live in a hell hole called "Offshore Manor", which is closer to being in Mystic than New Gretna.

Every single person in New Gretna smokes weed, so if you don't, be sure to roll up your windows to avoid being hit with a whiff of pot smoke that's permanently trapped in the ozone layer over the town.

WHEN YOU NUT IN A MILK CARTON THEN BUST IT SO IT SOUNDS LIKE A GUN SHOT SO YOU CAN SAY YOU HAVE A LOUD CUMSHOT

A town in South Jersey in which hardly anybody has any teeth, and related to everyone. One typically marries their cousin. Four wheel drive lifted trucks are needed here are considered basis for popularity and rank... The bigger your truck, the more important you are.

Gretna High School is the home of fake city slickers and hicks with shitty trucks. People here can’t take a fucking joke and love drama more than juuls. They think they’re cool but they’re literally Gretna so they need to shut the fuck up. It’s white girl central mixed with dirt and corn. These white people love getting offended for other cultures yet are more racist than they realize. Also prom and hoco suck it’s like being at a retirement home with 2000s country hits and the lights on. Btw you don’t even have to try bc they’ll pass you anyway so have fun.