grey balls
Old people dick when you dont get head
I hate having grey balls
Gandalf Grey Balls
An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.