grey hoodie
An item of clothing that transforms your programming ability to the level of gods.
"He is wearing his grey hoodie as usual to tomorrows hackathon"
Grey Hoodied
When you send a video of yourself masturbating to an online scammer. It is most commonly done to scammers attempting extortion through gaining access to footage of you masturbating.
I recieved a stupid scam email from a dude in Nigeria, so I grey hoodied him.