grey juice
The way a slightly inebriated person would pronounce grey goose vodka(an alcoholic beverage enjoyed by many people at social gatherings).
Uninebriated person: Hows your grey goose John?
Inebriated person: Well Roger, my grey juice doesn't taste great, but it gets me quite inebriated rather quickly.
Inebriated person: Well Roger, my grey juice doesn't taste great, but it gets me quite inebriated rather quickly.