grideatosis

Originating from the word gride, grideatosis is made up deathly sickness that has symptoms like: crying easily, finding hot days cold and cold days hot, having rat like features (most commonly a rat tale in middle of back), wear house with trampoline feet and a restaurant inside and most importantly YIPPEE usually the first symptom as well as many others.

The other strain of grideatosis is broomatosis
and the only cure is a potion of FAKE baby’s hearts that only turns grideatosis to broomatosis