Grim Carew
A football player (initially referred to John Carew), who has the unique ability to score a goal at whim, regardless of the skill of the goalkeeper.
1. Shit, we need to score.. give it to Grim Carew!
2. Oh shit, Grim Carew's got the ball near our goal, let's just hope we can equalise if he gets subbed off.
2. Oh shit, Grim Carew's got the ball near our goal, let's just hope we can equalise if he gets subbed off.