grim reaping
grim reaping: Giving someone "the look of death," when you catch them creeping on your girlfriend, wife or teenage daughters.
Emily: Dad got really pissed at the pool yesterday and was grim reaping on some guy.
Abigail: What happened?
Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.
Abigail: What happened?
Emily: Dad caught some weirdo creeping on me. The way dad was looking at him, I thought the guy was dead for sure.
Grim Reap-Her
A sexual act in which the male administers a fatal overdose of a drug to the female and then begins sexual intercourse with her--the goal being for the male to achieve orgasm before the female dies.
Friend: "Dude.. where's your girlfriend?"
Me: "Oh, forgot to tell you... I talked her into doing the Grim Reap-Her!"
Friend: "No shit!?! How'd it go?"
Me: "I WON!!"
Me: "Oh, forgot to tell you... I talked her into doing the Grim Reap-Her!"
Friend: "No shit!?! How'd it go?"
Me: "I WON!!"