Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

俚语	grocery store illiterate
释义	Grocery store illiterate When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random. Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store. I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate. "Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian "In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee
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