grogan
A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
Grogan
A grogan is a long poo, which is inside ones anus whilst also touching the water of the toilet.
Jimmy- "Dude today I took the longest shit."
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"
Joey- "Was it a grogan?"
Jimmy- "Bloody oath it was!"
GROGAN
1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
grogan
Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
grogan
A cheerful Scottish person.
What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.
GROGAN
it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday
Grogan
That itchy, burning irritation your anus gets when you haven't properly wiped. Usually causes odor.
I wet farted earlier and my ass is all grogan.
I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.
I couldn't go down on her. Her ass was grogan.