Groot
cute ass motherfucker that saved the guardians of the galaxy that one time and then turned into a cuter motherfucker after he died and danced to “i want you back” by the jackson 5
i am groot
Grooting
Using only one word or phrase to speak. Inspired by Guardians Of The Galaxy character Groot, who does this.
"Peaches," he growled. "Peaches."
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
"No offense, but why is he Grooting?"
Groot
To be overly excited, hyper, obnoxious, or completely insane.
Guy 1: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
Guy 2: Dude, calm down. You're being groot as hell.
Groot
I am Groot.
Groot: I am Groot.
Grooting
The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
Person 2: Im grooting
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: I am Groot
Person 1: Can i try?
Person 2: We are Groot
Grooted
The act of being subjected to an unwanted advance at ones personal conduct and living space while receving a loving sticky note with 3pt font and a look of unpreproportional squinting.
"Can you pass the Texas Pete!"
"I just got grooted"
"I just got grooted"
groot
i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot i am groot. i am groot.
"i am groot i am groot, i am groot i am groot i am groot."