groundhogging
Whenever feces slowly emerges from your anus after trying to hold it in for too long, similar to the head of a groundhog peeking out from its burrow.
"holy shit, i'm groundhogging. brb"
groundhog
A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
groundhog
The point of having to poop so bad that it starts peeking out of your butthole, like a groundhog peeking out if it's hole, and you have to squeeze it back in to hold it until you get the restroom.
I started groundhog in the store and barely made it to the restroom before pooping my pants.
Groundhogged
That nagging feeling of depression from living in a global pandemic, where every day is pretty much the same, and you can’t remember the last time something interesting happened.
- Hey, how are you?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
- Hey, feeling pretty groundhogged to be honest, what day is it even?
Groundhog
A really fat person in Walmart who has sat down to look at a item on a bottom shelf and is blocking the whole isle. they usually cannot stand back up after sitting down
Dang, I need canned cereal, but I can't get to it because of this big groundhog in the way
groundhogging
Watching the movie Groundhog Day (1993) starring Bill Murray on repeat on Groundhog Day, thus maximizing the number of times the main character, Phil, lives the same day over and over, and creating one's own Groundhog Day experience. Festivities also include shoving a whole slice of cake into one's mouth and saying the word "doozie" much like the character Ned Ryerson.
While groundhogging yesterday my friends and I watched the movie more than five times and ate more than two cakes. Groundhog Day is my favorite holiday.
Groundhogged
When a man/woman stops speaking to you for a long period of time, leading you to believe that you've been ghosted, but texts or calls sporadically enough to keep you interested, before heading back underground for another "six weeks of winter".
I haven't heard from him in weeks, I think I've been ghosted. Oh! Wait! He just texted. Looks like I'm just being groundhogged.