groupon caper
An old and overweight man, typically between 47 and 53 years old, who actively pretends to have forgotten their groupon password. Usually these men are grossly misshapen, and hide their groupon passwords in order to hide their past illicit and secretive groupon purchases.
Yo! Did you hear Jim was being a total Groupon Caper! I heard him and Paul where at at the spa last week; he hid his password though so they're chillin'.