Grow A Beard
to perform oral sex upon a female (assuming one is male)
"man, im going home to grow a beard"
"last night I grew the biggest beard"
"last night I grew the biggest beard"
grow the beard
"Grow the beard" is an antonym of "jump the shark." In other words, it's when a show that starts off in Suck Town hits its stride. The term comes from Star Trek: The Next Generation, which started off terrible but began to get better when Commander Riker grew a beard at the beginning of season two.
"Man, the first season or two of The Simpsons blew, but after that the show started to grow the beard."
grow a beard
to show solidarity; to support a movement, protest or strike.
David Letterman and Conan O’Brien decided to grow a beard in solidarity of the writer's strike.
"You didn't support Paris during her jail stint, you failed to Grow a Beard."
"You didn't support Paris during her jail stint, you failed to Grow a Beard."
growing the beard
When a TV show get's better over time, as opposed to "Jumping the Shark," when a show gets worse over time.
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
Refers to Jonathan Frakes character, William Riker, growing a beard after season one, when the show improved dramatically
-"While "Heroes" Jumped The Shark after season one, "Lost's second season improved, growing the beard more after each season.
Just grow a beard
This is a comical way of telling someone that they are unattractive and need maximum facial coverage.
Man, just grow a beard!
Help me grow my beard
When a guy says this he means let me eat your pussy
Example : “Yo ma you should help me grow my beard you know?” “Aight bet pull up then baby”
Are you trying to help me grow a beard
This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie
Are you trying to help me grow a beard