Growzer
A Growzer is somebody who poses as a Cannabis grower.
"Has anybody seen Adam's crop yet?" "Naw dude, Adam's all talk... he is a total growzer bro."
"It is December and Adam says he hasn't harvested yet." "Adam is a Growzer and always will be!"
"It is December and Adam says he hasn't harvested yet." "Adam is a Growzer and always will be!"