Grumblesnark
The act of relieving canine stress in an inappropriate fashion. When a dog goes apeshit for food - combining growls, whining, partial barks and clicking their nails on the floor from dancing around like an idiot. (note: keep your red rocket to yourself during grumblesnarking)
My dog Tucker likes to grumblesnark at 5:00 am and it annoys the fuck out of me - but it’s so cute I can’t get mad.