Grumph
A cute way of saying I'm pretending to be annoyed|sad|upset. The word needs to be said with appropriate grouchiness and poutyness.
James "Zac Efron is an appalling actor and should be banned from celluloid"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"
Elle "You don't mean that! Grumph!"
grumph
Another name for a ladies vagina
She had a real hairy grumph!
grumph
verb. To playfully bite/kiss the side of your lover's neck, whilst making a "grumph grumph" noise somewhat reminiscent of a pig rooting for truffles.
The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.
The "grumphing" noise can be set to music. David Bowie's "Life on Mars" being particularly suitable.
Her - "I love you"
Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"
Him - "I love you, too........ grumph grumph grumph"
grumph
a piece of unidentifable matter
He had a piece of grumph on his shirt.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.
There was a piece of grumph on the bottom of his shoe.
grumph
The lint found in one's navel.
Jimmy used his thumb and index finger to pull the grumph out of his belly button.