grumplestitskin
A person who is a real pain in the ass, and finds ways to turn ordinary tasks into prolonged experiences by being a grump. Mainly occurs when the female species is bleeding out for 7 days without dying.
Person A: Wow Christine was such a grumplestitskin last night.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.
Person B: Yea, she must've had sand in her vagina.