gtfof
Short for Get The Fuck Off Facebook. Because Facebook is garbage and only hosts content from your Grandmother's Great Uncle who posts junk like he used to forward from his AOL account, it's important to deactivate forever. Who needs Fake News, conspiracy theories, Donald Trump, passive-aggressive comment battles, or hearing about your Third Cousin's best friend's brother's dog who just caught a frisbee? Make Mark Zuckerberg a little less money and GTFOF for life.
"Please stop sending me these stupid conspiracies, they're obviously fake. Seriously....GTFOF!!!"