Guacamonut
Invented by Detective Frank Savage, the guacamonut is a portmanteau of "guacamole" and "doughnut" and is "the best cure in the world for a hangover," according to Detective Dan Stark. It consists of a doughnut dipped in guacamole. The dough fills you up; the cinnamon "gives you a righteous kick-start," and the guacamole "acts as a kind of a grout to prevent the expulsion of any ancillary fluids."
Me and Keith Richards went to Mass last night for communion. Boy, do I need a Guacamonut!