Guani
A Filipino slang term for penis/cock/dick
Filipino: Gusto kos imong Guani
English: I want your Guani
English: I want your Guani
On Guani
On Guani is a phrase that is a way of saying that someone is telling the truth. Similar to other phrases such as "I swear to God." Other common uses are "On my mom," "On my grandma," "On my grandpa," "On gang," etc...
Person 1: I whipped out of that parking lot so fast, spinning the wheel, I 'bout flipped the damn car over. Then the police started following me, and I had to run away.
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On Guani
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: On Guani