guarda
Irish slang for the police
'run mate, the guarda just pulled up.'
Lake guarda
When a young lad is about to cum and he vigorously removes his yogurt slinger from his birds pussy and fills her belly button with his special sauce to create a creamy lake with his southwest sword....
“Jameson was being adventurous last night, i have a little lake guarda situation down in the abdominal crater”