Guard Sneeze
A sneeze, usually fake, that one intentionally does on his/her food so that people around them notice, and therefore will not take their food in fear it is contaminated. Usually used when you have to leave your table, and you are with friends that often take your food.
"Ewwww, did you just take some of Jim's fries"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
"Ya. Why?"
"That's sick. He did a nasty guard sneeze as he left the table"
sneeze guard
Glass or plastic panels in buffet restaurants that prevent nasal and oral excretions from being deposited in the food. The sneeze guard prevents the spread of disease.
The food at the dinner party was delicious, but there were no sneeze guards.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
I noticed a long strand of hair dangling down from under the sneeze guard. Obviously, a short person ducked under it to reach for the food.
Sneeze Guard
At take-out restuarants, mainly sub shops or "as you like it" hamburger joints - the glass or plexi-glass barrier between you and the food, that allows you to see your sandwich being prepared.
Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
Usually two feet high, and on a angle.
The sneeze guard at Subway keeps my sandwich snot-free.
dick sneeze guard
A facial visor for the purpose of protecting the facial area from an ejaculation.
Jenny wore a dick sneeze guard in order to protect her face from Carson's ejaculation.
sneeze guard
A piece of glass to protect the buffet food
Waitress: Our kitchen is slammed, it's much quicker to get the buffet.
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017
Patron: No thanks, I don't trust the sneeze guard.
Live from grande prairie Alberta, sept 2017